The Radiopants Dance

Hi. I'm Cody and this is a blog. I like jokes and songs and yes, ladies, I like Star Wars. I'm a columnist, video guy, and editor for Cracked.com. I also do LOST Answers and Blog-A-Song, if you're into that sort of thing. I live in LA and the e-mail I give people is Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com.

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Jan 13

Bri-day!

Earlier today my friend Bill sent Rebecca Black’s video Friday to the Facebook of Brian Willams. For literally thirty minutes I had a conversation with him as Brian Williams, because hey, guys, Cody’s going insane. Here’s that:


Bill
hey, it’s friday! ever seen this?
[link to Rebecca Black’s Friday]

Brian Willams
omg
i love this
is thi s on the radio?
should be on teh radio seriously

Bill
it’s on the internet
just like US!

Brian Willams
lol
wow
thanks for the tip i realy love this
hope you dont mind if i share it on my facebook

Bill
i know you like to keep ahead of internet trends
i know it’s pretty weird if you think about it
please do!

Brian Willams
yeah for real i think friday the day is a metaphor for something but im not like super good at metphors and stuff so i guess maybe smarter people should thinkabout stuf liket hat
thanks for the tip though
thanks for checking out my facebook

Bill
i think it’s weird that friday sounds like fryday
like, should we eat more fried food? idk lol

Brian Willams
haha yeah its weird how she says it
maybe it is really fryday and the people just spelled it rong on the video
i mean i dont know
maybe thats dumb
sorry
ugh
okay
theyre telling me to get ready for the news
but thanks for the tip

Bill
you’re welcome later bro

Brian Willams
and thanks for checking out my facebook!
-Brian
haha i dont even think i have a brother

Bill
friday the 13th! maybe you DO

Brian Willams
um no i hope not
not that i wouldnt what a brother or anything i mean i dont know
just friday the 13 sounds real spooky i guess

Bill
be careful what wishes are like

Brian Willams
lol my mom used to say that to me
tried to make it my news sign off but everyone was jerks

Bill
do you have any control over what you do at all?
sounds like you still have to listen to what other people say
like SCHOOL or something

Brian Willams
i mean i can think stuff as much as i want
but yeah they all tell me what to say and do and its a real bummer
ugh
yes
like school

Bill
guess that’s why you have a tumblr and facebook

Brian Willams
i should tell them that

Bill
so you can say what you think

Brian Willams
youre treating me like school guys, lay off!
ha yeah exactly
like i couldnt say on the news this just in heres a great song called friday
but i can do that here
: )
i like it

Bill
[shark emoticon]

Brian Willams
!!!!!!!
what?

Bill
hm?

Brian Willams
thats a shar kwhat is that how did you doit

Bill
what?? are you talking about

Brian Willams
you made like a shark guy

Bill
are you playing a friday the 13th prank on me
because that’s not even what friday the 13th is
you’re thinking of april 1

Brian Willams
hahaha maybe i am
sorry
guess i was confused
that makes more sense i guess
sounds like something id do lol
haha!
gotcha!

Bill
: ( i guess you did
[shark emoticon]

Brian Willams
!!!!!!
ok u r freaking me out
i dont know if im pranking you or not

Bill
for apologizing?
whatever
don’t be mean
i don’t want to defriend you on facebook

Brian Willams
lol im sorry i just keep seeing a shark and i guess im just spooked out
no!!!!!
dont
i love fbook
its fun
sorry
i wont be mean

Bill
i was gonna say i never even thanked you for being my friend on facebook
because you obv don’t know me very well
[shark emoticon]
and i enjoy being friends with celebrity people
i think it’s cool how you are down to earth

Brian Willams
lol thanks
i try to be
its tough sometimes cause im such a tall guy haHA
do your eally not see a shark here?
sorry
is that a mean qusetion??

Bill
are you trying to link me a video or something?

Brian Willams
oh no i dont even know how i would so i wouldnt want to try

Bill
yeah if you don’t know what you’re doing online you can get viruses
the internet is fun but danger
just like life, i guess

Brian Willams
oh yeah for sure
i mean i talk about dangerous for my job all the time
every day is kind of sad cause news is mostly sad
ugh
speaking of
they keep pointing to there dumb rists and saying its time for getting ready for the news
sorry

Bill
where are you right now?
[shark emoticon]

Brian Willams
im at my news office down the hall from my main news desk
theyll walk me over there soon
im sorry this is just too spooky though

Bill
you know maybe i’ll watch it today

Brian Willams
maybe you have a virus
cause i keep seein sharks

Bill
i usually don’t watch the news

Brian Willams
oh me either

Bill
: (

Brian Willams
news is blah and blech
i hate it
but you know
gotta buy stuff

Bill
you mean you don’t even watch your own show?
[shark emoticon]

Brian Willams
ick no
even if i liked news and a dont seriously yuckers by the time i could watch it i already know all the news so wahts the point

Bill
wow i never thought of it like that
i was thinking you would watch yourself so you could see how other people see you
try to better yourself
and so forth
but DUDE
i don’t want you to be late
keep safe on friday the 13th and watch out for sharks

Brian Willams
no i mean i have my main bosses to tell me how to better myself and what to do better about news
but thanks
i mean i wouldnt mind bein late
)
; )
but thank haha
sharks cant be indoors i dont think so things hould be ok

Bill
you never know

Brian Willams
!!!!!
lol ok hope your kidding
thanks for the song tip
ive been listening to it this whole time
: )
and thanks for checking out my facebok!

Bill
it’s infectious
like
a VIRUS

Brian Willams
firday 13 is the spookiest thanks for reminding me lol
oh but have a good day and stuff
dont watch too much news
-Brian
-Brian


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