June 2011
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Answer to the question from earlier: Mayor Quimby’s beer-swilling brother, Clovis.
Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 31st
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I Steal Pets Rachel Bloom, of Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury fame, continues climbing the chart of “Women I Want To Want To Marry Me”.
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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[A photo of Marilyn Monroe]
Sorry this is a paragraph, Just one, kinda long !! ! But look at this CURVY picture . Do you know of who that picture is of ? That’s Marilyn Monroe.she was once the appitamy of beauty. But look, at her, she’s not some skinny size 00 or 1 or 01 she’s got fuckin CURVES , right ? do you reaally need to starve yourself to be pretty or happy or aksepted? No. Utter,...
May 30th
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May 27th
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cracked: Worst Terrorist Video Ever In case you’re wondering what Al Qaeda’s been up to since Osama’s death, they’ve been “trying their hardest”. This is probably our least-viewed video ever so far. I also love it. Maybe the majority of our audience is actually terrorists, and they hate being made fun of.
May 27th
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May 25th
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“Cloning dinosaurs to entertain people on a secluded island? Sounds like a...”
– Jurassic Snark
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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I bet Blackula has weekly jam sessions with N-Word Cullen.
May 23rd
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cracked: After Hours: Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires A darker look at the tween motivation behind “Liking Twilight” and “Looking forward to a new Twilight”. New episode of After Hours is up today! Woo! I edited some of it! Woo! TEXT! WOO! All wooing aside, I find the point made at the end of this episode to be particularly sharp. Just like the rest of the series, really, but...
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Click this if you haven't sighed yet today. →
Sometimes The Onion is just too good.
May 22nd
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May 18th
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May 17th
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New video up on Cracked today is a mash-up of two movies I will never see. My favorite part is the title and my second favorite part is also the title.
May 15th
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They’re never going to make an Owls of Ga’Hoole sequel, are they? This is the worst day ever.
May 11th
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This year, Best Performance By A Corpse goes to Heath Ledger as Thor.
May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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New video up on Cracked today, courtesy of Swaim and myself. If you find all of the hidden jokes, I’ll give you nothing. Sorry.
May 3rd
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“lulz”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
May 3rd
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“I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the...”
– Martin Luther King Jr.  (via drinkyourjuice)
May 3rd
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Based on the celebrity death rule of threes, two...
May 2nd
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