April 2011
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Everyone sure was pissed at Lady Gaga for five hours today. Now that it’s over, can we start talking about how she’s still terrible?
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I've "Missed" You, Tumblr
After weeks of seeing apartments with listings along the lines of “small but livable, with fridge, sorry no fucking kitchen sink, $1200”, I think I finally found a great place in Santa Monica to live in, like nine blocks from our office building. This would make life wonderful, and would probably greatly please Dan, because he wouldn’t constantly see some bearded fuck sleeping in...
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An Apology To The Hipsters Whose Lives I've Ruined →
FortGate continues on Cracked today as I actively try to improve my chi.
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Happy April Goof's Day
iloveyouspaceman:
Just kidding it’s called something else.
I got you.
I got you with my April Goof.