December 2011
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Whatever Happened to the Bears in the Sea?
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oiyrpunkrockgrrrl asked: When will The Bernards have a full album available to download?
I wonder how many times in a single day HelloGiggles can repost Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve and Zooey Deschanel and Ben Schwartz singing Tonight You Belong To Me. My money’s on five times for each in a 24-hour period, but I’m not very good at betting, so it’s probably more like ten each.
WatchThe Startup: Bullrice
In today’s episode I wear a ‘Han Frozen In Carbonite’ shirt because my character is cold and stuck somewhere, and I assume everyone notices/cares.
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“My buddy at Apple sold Brian’s daughter an iphone last week and he showed...”
– My buddy at Apple about his buddy at Apple. Some really great news about a really great news guy.
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Anderson Bar & Grill
Last Christmas my...
Peep Show (Season 2, Episode 4)
Jez: I thought you did do Ancient History.
Mark: I did business studies Jeremy. For three years. And I spoke with you about it daily.
Jez (to himself): I could tell him that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.
Jez: Oh well, that's all ancient history now!
[Mark looks unimpressed]
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“Yeah… ah
Di di ba di dip di
Di di ba di
Di dip dip di dip
Ba deedleee...”
– The Spin Doctors, Two Princes
thebariscalledheaven:
Um…
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WatchA Commercial for Martin’s Jingle-Map Store!
My new video up today joins my list of the dumbest videos I have ever made. This list includes but is not limited to…
Squidshark Ocean Vs. Stop Sign Sun
Too Many Cooks (Full Opening Credits)
Sylvester Stallone’s Sylvester’s Cologne
Squidshark Ocean Vs. Stop Sign Sun 2: Being Butterfly Balloon
Half of a Jingle I Wrote Based...
John Lennon - I Don’t Love You But I Do...
Watchcracked:
Rick Perry’s Really Gay Creekside Christmas Party
YouTube took our Rick Perry video down again, so here it is in our own video player so you can watch it whenever and forever. We will not remove it. It only took YouTube an hour to remove it the second time. We are baffled by this for two reasons, one being that we know that thousands of people have already flagged the original video,...
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A very hungry homeless person just approached me and asked if he could have some of my $7 burrito. I wanted to eat the whole thing and I didn’t want to go get another burrito, so instead I gave him $10. So now you know, homeless people. My charity is strictly based on convenience.
VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE: Later, a different maybe-homeless person approached me and said a bunch of things I...
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