January 2011
98 posts
CRACKED.com: The Tumblr →
Hey. Hey, you. Here.
crackedblog:
“Holy shit! What? COOL!” - You, just now.
That’s right, internet. Cracked.com has entered the wonderful world of Tumblr. Our new blog will feature easy-to-Tumbl links to the site’s latest articles and videos, NPR-worthy news commentary from our not-at-all-raging-alcoholic writing staff, and original content exclusive to Tumblr. Tell your friends! It...
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L O S T Answers →
Even now, almost a year since it aired, I hear how disappointing the Lost finale was. How none of the questions were answered or how it was stupid because they were dead the whole time, etc. While some of the negative reception is based on personal taste, which I understand, all of this “they never explained the polar bear and the whole show was purgatory” nonsense is based on people...
42 years ago today, The Beatles performed their...
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“It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom;...”
– Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (via boringoldraphael)
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If The State of the Union Addressed Real Issues →
Obama’s pretty pissed about some of the Academy’s decisions.
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Today at CVS
getoffmyblog:
I walked in and was greeted by the woman behind the counter.
“Do you have CD-Rs?” I asked.
“In the back, under Office Supplies,” she replied.
I thanked her, grabbed them, and walked up to the register. Then I remembered that my co-worker had pocketed my lighter earlier, but I knew this store didn’t sell cigarettes, so I asked,
“Do you sell lighters?”
She pointed. “Aisle six.”
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Last night, I had a dream that was basically me describing a different dream that I’ve never actually had before. It was like Inception, only pretty terrible.
godgunsandnoqueers asked: I'm probably everything you hate about tumblr complied nicely in one blog, however it's worth noting that I've spent the last three days watching the Star Wars trilogy and reading every last page of your blog.
I thought I should let you know because I just spent a large amount of time doing it and I couldn't let that go unsaid. My point being, I love just about...
I thought I should let you know because I just spent a large amount of time doing it and I couldn't let that go unsaid. My point being, I love just about...
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The Cold In Spokane
I wrote this song and...
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WatchWhen Cartoons Pander To Everyone: Jedinja Zamvirebot
Hi, internet. I made this. It’s my second attempt at something resembling a cartoon. I didn’t use jpegs from a Google image search or anything. Bully for me.
(first attempt)
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WatchBRB, Universe imploding…
gregrutter:
Girl Talk’s “Night Ripper” album mashed up with Girl Talk’s “All Day” album by Evan Roth
(via Waxy)
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Freequels
Hey, Hollywood, here are a bunch of prequel ideas you can have for free. Also, pay me for them.
The Shawshank Construction
Mr. Magorium’s Fantabulous Business Plan
Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels
Pee-Wee’s Awesome Bike
Blood Is Not To Be Expected
The Constant Failures of Doctor Emmett Brown
Roger Rabbit!
My Wife Is Alive and We Live in Seattle
Being Private Ryan
12 Calm Men Go...
welcometothisblogbitch asked: I keep hoping the last episode ends with Ted telling his kids, "So, how I met your mother is, I didn't." And then the kids disappear and we see that Ted is actually alone in a hospital bed, dying of three kinds of cancer.
apineappleheart-deactivated2011 asked: As a How I Met Your Mother fan, what's your opinion on Barney and Robin's relationship? The show lost me after building it for a season and then COMPLETELY DISMISSING IT WITHIN 5 EPISODES. Last night's episode was great, I cried forever.
everythingforever asked: A lot of people have told me How I Met Your Mother is pretty awful. They say you're dumb and a little stupid even and they feel bad for you. Anyway that's all.
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