September 2010
115 posts
Time and Funishment
I would like to briefly explain myself. First of all, the whole John Mayer thing has evolved into something that is no longer entertaining, and I get that. The only thing about it that I still find funny is the fact that his name is definitely J. May. I’ve clearly made the whole thing personal, and I’m glad it is now on a different blog. I’m an (attempted) entertainer, and...
August 2010
135 posts
WatchWorld Quester 2
Just a nostalgic hint regarding my new video this week. Also a reminder to myself of what my second (non-Lost) video ever looked and sounded like.
one forty plus: Please →
Apologies to all dashboards for the long post but, you know, sometimes long posts are good, right? Tumblr can’t be all image macros and reblogging The Daily What. I won’t be doing this all the time, I assure you, but there have been new developments in the Case of The Mysterious J. May, and a third incarnation of the blog has become necessary. The new incarnation is serious business, because it...
California Teenage Dreamgurls
So I just heard...
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Last Date
Second Date, Third Date, and Fourth Date
dawnabella1914: LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR
Me: Go to the fucking store.
Me: It’s called an “impulse buy.”
Me: They have them in the check-out aisle.
dawnabella1914: Hey!! My name is Vanessa.. Got ur name thru messenger directory
Me: I don’t know anyone named Vanessa.
Me: I know a Dawn.
Me: And Dawn’s awful sister Stephanie.
dawnabella1914: I love chatting...
everythingforever asked: This is actually a question for CoRo, not CoJo, so pardon the misdirection:
"I don't have a problem with nerds or stalkers because in actuality, I'm both." - CoRo
Since we're dealing with "actuality," here, I am just curious - do you know that stalking is a criminal offense?
"I don't have a problem with nerds or stalkers because in actuality, I'm both." - CoRo
Since we're dealing with "actuality," here, I am just curious - do you know that stalking is a criminal offense?
colbycheese asked: My question for you CoJo is when is the last time you got laid? Because you OBVIOUSLY have absolutely no life... at all. I mean the J. May bullshit is just that. BULLSHIT. Why the hell do you legitimately think that John Mayer is going to follow you? I mean it's like not even funny.. it's like. Retarded. Ridiculous. Are you like a nerd or just a stalker.. I mean I'm honestly...
one forty plus: Intolerance →
I’ve been reblogging up a storm over at heyjmayfollowcody and I won’t be reblogging all of it here, because I think you get the point. I’m reblogging this one, though, because I find his post to be equal parts pointless, pretentious, and obvious. Seriously, more like the J. Mayor of Yawnsville, USA(er).
heyjmayfollowcody:
I feel like anybody who is against the building of...
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A couple days ago, my friend Zach texted me...
bglass-deactivated20110727 asked: I am currently listening to "Hiroshima" by Ben Folds.
My question is, how do you feel about Ben Folds? Not the Five, just the him.
My question is, how do you feel about Ben Folds? Not the Five, just the him.
bettyko asked: First of all, Love Me If You Dare is one of my favorite films! So awesomely fucked up. Second, I love the fact that you used "totes" in your response to my previous question. And..I guess that's it. Hey.
everythingforever asked: LOST, Walt-version, revisited: Here I think are the main points I was curious about:
-Why was Walt so eager for John not to open the hatch, to the point where he'd rather leave the island due to fear?
-How did Walt know even about the hatch? (I assume this is because HE HAS POWERS but this question also applies to anything Walt knows about.)
-There we more but I forget. ...
-Why was Walt so eager for John not to open the hatch, to the point where he'd rather leave the island due to fear?
-How did Walt know even about the hatch? (I assume this is because HE HAS POWERS but this question also applies to anything Walt knows about.)
-There we more but I forget. ...
I Fixed My Ask Button →
All my questions are gone since I changed the name of my blog. Apparently there were more complications than I expected from this. REGRET. Here are what the answers to those questions probably would have been like:
“Thanks!”
“Yeah, seriously. J. May’s a total douche.”
“The Incredibles 2 would, I’m sure, be awesome. Toy Story 3 was better than the...
I changed my Tumblr address to my name. It made sense to me for several reasons. I made this so people who bookmarked it don’t get confused. Good idea/bad idea? I think in time, it will be way A-Okay.
Watch“Yeah. I love Grimby.”
I’ve been rewatching the good seasons of the Simpsons for the past week or so while animating. It’s sad that the good seasons are now outweighed by the bad ones. I never thought there would be upwards of 200 episodes that I don’t really care to watch, because starting at age 5 The Simpsons was the only reason I liked jokes. I also watched...
Love Me If You Dare →
I think I loved this movie. Way better than Cars, which I clearly did not like. It’s funny, in a way. It’s romantic, in a way. It’s disturbing, in several ways. Visually interesting, too. The lead female is played by Marion Cotillard, who played Mal in Inception. The Kick song in Inception is “Non, je ne regrette rien,” a song made famous by Edith Piaf. Marion...
Almost forgot to do a He Is Possibly An Enormous...
Moments Before Coitus: The Newer Adventures
Him: Can we finally have sex?
Her: We just had sex.
Him: Yeah, but you weren’t very good.
Her: What kind of thing is that to say to someone?!?
Him: An… honest thing?
Her: You weren’t very good, either.
Him: Nice try, lady. I was awesome. Remember the part when we both came?
Her: Yeah, you shouted “Ouch!” the whole time.
Him: Yeah, it was funny.
...
bettyko asked: Soo two of my friends mentioned something about seeing John Mayer tonight and it made me think of you and your hatred for him. Not a question, but just thought you'd like to know that I can't think of Jay May without thinking of you. Thanks for that.
"Pixar Made a Bad Movie," or "A 4-Years-Late...
I finally watched Pixar’s Cars. I had been holding off on it because I love Pixar’s movies (because I am a human) and I had a sneaking suspicion that it was not very good. I was partly right, because it’s not very good, but I was also partly wrong, because it’s kind of a piece of shit. The worst part of Cars is not Larry the Cable Guy. Read that sentence again to fully understand the weight of...
phantomtoxiccat asked: With regards to your ongoing comical Tumblr feud with John Mayer: I believe with absolute conviction that John Mayer is a complete sociopath, but my rage renders me inarticulate and I'm powerless to express it reasonably. I'm particularly offended by the way he parades a sick child around in public as a shield of charity for himself, it's nothing but a cold, calculated PR move. How...
brandonrockwell asked: WHY R U ALWAYS SO MEAN TO JOHN MAYER?!?!?!?!? SRSLY HE'S A REALLY GOOD MUSICIAN AND A REALLY GOOD PERSON AND BLAH BLAH BLAH I HATE U B/C UR A DICK AND SARCASM DOESN'T EXIST IN MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!
(P.S. Keep fighting the good fight)
(P.S. Keep fighting the good fight)
turn-into-something asked: your article on john mayer is literally one of the best things i've read recently. you're my hero.
"Vampires Suck" Sucks
Vampires Suck, the latest comedic abortion from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, was the number two movie this weekend. A year and two weeks ago, I wrote this article about their past comedic abortions. In it, I wrote a fake trailer to a predicted fake movie of theirs called “Vampire Movie.” Hey, Jason and Aaron, either give me lots of money or stop making movies…
We open...
bretneyangela asked: woahh. i think youre kinda awesome.
waywardweasley asked: Listen Cody. You're kind of taking this whole thing too far. When you reblogged the post of Issac from John Mayer (on your equally-as-lame as this blog "heyjmayfollowcody") it seems rude to me to use that post of John's to attack him. There is no reason that you need to include a sick child's photo in your fake little war you have going on. You do realize that you are...
speakwell asked: Dude, why is it that every time we are making out, everything's going really well and then suddenly you're all like "No, no, I'm straight" and then you run out of the room?
If you ask me, that's pretty faggy.
If you ask me, that's pretty faggy.
alamobasement asked: Have you ever written a post alanharris hasn't liked?
