July 2010
184 posts
Third Date
It’s been a while since my second date with Dawnaballa1914, but we finally went out again. I was away rendering video when she IMed me, so she might have gotten tired of waiting.
Dawnaballa1914: are there any good men out there???????
Me: Yeah, I’m here, baby.
Me: It’s been a while.
Me: You fixing your bra again?
Me: Hope your bra’s still all sloppy and shit.
Me: ...
30-Day Tumblr Challenge
I really dropped the ball on the 30-day Drawing Challenge. I’m hoping to catch up on the train ride tomorrow. In the meantime, here’s something I think I could actually keep up with.
Day 1: Blog something.
Day 2: Blog a different thing.
Day 3: Reblog something.
Day 4: Don’t blog today.
Day 5: Blog something and then blog something else to make up for not blogging...
justintheconcept asked: what's taters, precious? what is precious, taters? what's eggpone, mister? where can i find a tight ass orgy? and finally I am a baby, why is the internet so mean?
good48 asked: I was just wondering if John Mayer has Followed you yet?I read that article on cracked that you wrote about him and his jerkiness and I have reblogged him and he has not followed me yet.
J. May, You Are Clearly Stalking Me (Cody) →
I miss the days when all I would do in my free time was play the first version of (the video game) Halo. The game was perfect. It was so balanced in terms of risk vs reward you could lose yourself in it for hours, if not days. People would plan to meet up only to challenge each other to…
First of all, J. May, stop pandering to me or get on the “following Cody on Tumblr”...
everythingforever asked: Interesting LOST theories about Christian Shephard. I'll concede that for now because I have further pressing LOST questions. Let's talk about the numbers: Since we're inclined to associate the numbers with "Bad luck," was that bogus? Was merely a "you make your own luck" moral all that was to come out of them? Also, how do you attribute the numbers as being...
hotel-bathroom-song-deactivated asked: Hey. I don't know if you got my message because my phone wasn't loading. I said this:
I was going to see if you wanted to see Inception. Then, I saw you already saw it. After that, I saw you had a Grape Dinner Date set, followed by marriage. So I just wanted to ask this: Why Radiopantsdance?
Now, however, I see that your date might not go over to well. We could always go...
I was going to see if you wanted to see Inception. Then, I saw you already saw it. After that, I saw you had a Grape Dinner Date set, followed by marriage. So I just wanted to ask this: Why Radiopantsdance?
Now, however, I see that your date might not go over to well. We could always go...
Cody's Personal Thoughts On Jokes, Stolen By J.... →
When I was a kid, probably around the days of middle school, I used to stay up late to watch stand up comedy shows on cable. I remember walking into class the next day and reciting the jokes I heard as if they were my own. I was betting on the odds that no other kid within earshot could have been…
I wrote this.
theinfamousa asked: What are some good beard grooming tips that you can share with the masses?
emilynteresting asked: Cody, my cat smells like poop. He is my best friend, has seen me naked, and never gives me those "sup, your boobs are looking familiar today" looks like other guys who saw you naked 3 years ago do. But you have to help me out, how can I get my cat to stop smelling like poop? He's on my lap, for pete's sake. Thanks, I really appreciate it!
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J. May, You Are Clearly Reading My Reblogs So Just... →
My whole life I’ve hated going to bed. I like falling asleep instead. Falling asleep is so much better than going to bed because you don’t get tangled up in the logistics. Falling asleep happens for you, even if it means waking up at eight to the sun assaulting your eyes while a block of metal videos are playing on VH1 Classic. Then all you have to do is scamper over to your bed where you can...
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bettyko asked: Okay, okay fine. TV dinner it is. While watching youtube videos of John Mayer. That's kinda romantic, right?
angry-flaming-wizards-deactivat asked: hey...so I noticed you haven'y posted any drawings in a while. What's up with that?
one forty plus: Bed (AKA - Follow Me, J. May) →
My whole life I’ve hated going to bed. I like falling asleep instead. Falling asleep is so much better than going to bed because you don’t get tangled up in the logistics. Falling asleep happens for you, even if it means waking up at eight to the sun assaulting your eyes while a block of metal videos are playing on VH1 Classic. Then all you have to do is scamper over to your bed where you can...
Fuck You, J. May →
Listening to Train play “Hey Soul Sister” from backstage. What a massive hit. Yea, it’s on the radio pretty constantly, but a hit song is all about the way the crowd reacts to it. There’s nothing like the reward of making the air swirl around thousands of people with one of your songs. Better than any of the spins or chart positions. I think people would write better songs if they aimed for the...
bettyko asked: Okay, can we just do this already? I think it's about time I became Mrs. Dr. Mister Cody. Not just for the name, but also because thanks to you, I discovered the double-rainbow guy (AKA best thing ever in the history of all things).
everythingforever asked: How come the smoke monster appeared to John Locke as Jack's dad before the smoke monster had met either of those people when Locke fell into the well? If we're hypothesizing that he moves along with the crash survivors and not the island inhabitants for some reason, how come? Relatedly, how did the smoke monster know to hide there waiting for John in the first place?
I’m getting into the world of writing spec scripts and I have yet to get past the mental block that at this point it’s really just glorified fan fiction. I watch and like these shows; I don’t work for them. I feel like my time would be better spent rewriting the Star Wars prequels or something. But I need to write them and it’s slowly getting easier. I just need to get...
notkevinbauer asked: Hey, I heard that this is a way to siphon followers from you. I heard it from your real-life friend Ross (http://iloveyouspaceman.tumblr.com/ follow him!!!).
Anyways, if you want to find out how to get paid to tweet DM me cutiee :):):)
Anyways, if you want to find out how to get paid to tweet DM me cutiee :):):)
iloveyouspaceman asked: who are the goblins?
lovekelsie asked: Did you notice that JMay quoted HIMSELF on his tumblr?! I guess he is up there with Sarah Palin, who's making up words and comparing herself to Shakespeare and whatnot. Next he's going to be running for President.
Fuck You, J. May →
walex:
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I don’t care who you are, if you’re performing music with other human beings and go by a word or words instead of a name or names, you are a band. If your name is Craig or Gabriel and you want to transcend your overall Craigness/Gabriosity by choosing a name like “Box of Blue Cubes,”…
Hey, J. May. Just wanted to let you know that you are absolutely wrong about this and...
All Of My Conversations About Inception (Probably)...
(for all of my conversations before seeing Inception, go here)
Them: Have you seen Inception yet?
Me: Yeah.
Them: Isn’t it great?
Me: Yeah, it was really good.
Them: What did you think?
Me: I thought it was really good.
Them: Yeah, but, like, awesome, right?
Me: Yeah, I loved it. Great movie.
Them: What do you think it meant, though?
Me: It meant… “I am a...
I took a five minute break from real work and...
Re: Spoiling Inception
I haven’t seen it yet because I simply haven’t been able to. I haven’t read reviews, clicked on Inception links, or really read anything about it. I know it’s a dream heist movie and that’s about it. Yet somehow today, thanks to the internet, I’m pretty sure that Inception involves dreams within dreams and so on. Please tell me that we don’t find this...
I'm On A Parody Of A Satire (Also Some Of Me...
It’s been a while since I’ve checked in on YouTube parodies of The Lonely Island’s “I’m On A Boat.” These were all uploaded within just the past week…
I’m On A Bus - This is not the same as the other “I’m On A Bus.”
I’m On A Boat - Not really a parody because it’s just someone lip-syncing, but I put it in here because...
Another fake TMBG song. No accordion in this one,...
hotel-bathroom-song-deactivated asked: Hi. I was looking through your blog, obviously, and I saw that thing about memes. I notice you said you hate them. What does that mean. A meme? Also, since you appear to know a lot about the internet, why does people say things like "teh" "internetz" and other weirdly misspelled words? I have not really ever done the whole social networking thing that most people do, so I...
standuptogetdown asked: Dear Doctor Cody Johnston,
You pretty much rock my box. You are funny and cute/hot. I assume you are str8 though, just a hunch really ..........aaaaaanygay, I guess I should get to the question part, I came with one question but now I have two:
1) have you ever tried to do stand up comedy? 2) you say ask you almost anything, what is an example of something you wouldn't answer?...
You pretty much rock my box. You are funny and cute/hot. I assume you are str8 though, just a hunch really ..........aaaaaanygay, I guess I should get to the question part, I came with one question but now I have two:
1) have you ever tried to do stand up comedy? 2) you say ask you almost anything, what is an example of something you wouldn't answer?...
