March 2010
31 posts
February 2010
35 posts
This blog’s alternately entertaining and depressing. The image this conjures up really amuses me:
pleasefireme:
Please fire me. My co-worker whistles the theme to Rocky when he is finally doing something productive.
In my head, the co-worker is just aimlessly shuffling papers around their desk.
Ever Closer to the Verge of Slaughter
neovictorianhoboprincess:
My roommates are watching American Idol. A girl comes on the tv and sings a terribly pitchy, pop-country version of “I Wanna Hold Your Hand,” one of my favorite songs by the F*CKING BEATLES FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!! The following conversation occurs while I am putting my dinner dishes away, and I almost stuck my head in the oven:
Roommate #1: Is this Hootie? (As in...
Exercise Your Brain Today →
Check out which direction you see her spinning, then try to reverse it. I can do it for a couple seconds, but it keeps glitching back to “normal.” I think it’s possible to eventually develop the powers of John Travolta’s character in Phenomenon. Beware of Scientology, though.
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Things I Got Signed By Troll 2 Cast Members Last...
A DVD of Troll 2, a DVD of Dunston Checks In, a book of 101 dinosaur jokes, a Star Wars novel, a second DVD of Troll 2, and a Bible (Special thanks to the Gideons).
GameHelpinSquad.com... →
… doesn’t exist, unless I want to pay some dickhead more money than I ought to. So, I put this up to operate as a sort of “home page” for all the episodes so far.
WatchGame Helpin’ Squad: Pretend Gas Station
Those lovable lovables are back with another real tutorial for a fake game.
Tiger Woods Admits To Being Golfer →
At this point, I should just write an entire work of fiction about Tiger Woods.
WatchI love videos that take out the laugh track to horrible sitcoms. It really highlights the horror, the horror. Or instead of just taking it out, you could add a more realistic one. I.E.- This.
How To Social Network For Women On Valentine's Day →
This was originally titled “52 Days After The Night Before Christmas.” I assume it was changed because that title’s retarded.
Information Is Beautiful →
My friend Bill showed me this, because he is very good at the internet. This place is great. Nothing at all like Chat Roulette, which is horrible. Don’t ever go there.
Ex Chat w/ Dr. Mister Quick-On-His-Feet
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: you don't just like lost. it has replaced your own blood.
Me: That's a little extreme.
Me: It helps that last night's kind of sucked, though.
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: i don't even want to know
Me: NO LET ME TELL YOU
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: NOOOOOO
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: no
Me: It was a Kate episode.
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: no
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: no
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: no
Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude: i haven't watched a single episode since we broke up, and i am proud of that fact
Me: That was season 3, though.
Me: It got infinitely better after that.
Me: Pretty sure that's a metaphor.
(Ex-Girlfriend Who Fucked Another Dude has logged off)
WatchAn Ad for the Worst Celebrity Endorsed Product Ever
The embed doesn’t seem to be working, so here’s a link.
This is still not about Lost, but it’s also still 1:08 long, just like on Loooo…
I still spelled cologne like “calogne” on purpose.
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Could you get 46,000 more people to watch this? ... →
Wikisongs: Gastromyzon Umbrus
I clicked...
WatchThe Game Helpin’ Squad: Solitaire Party
LOST Month is over, meaning it’s now time to watch LOST. In celebration, here’s the latest tutorial from those dudes over at the Game Helpin’ Squad.
The Dead Obituary
“There was once a boy named Milo who didn’t know what to do with himself - not just sometimes, but always. When he was in school he longed to be out, and when he was out he longed to be in. On the way he thought about coming home, and coming home he thought about going. Wherever he was he wished he were somewhere else, and when he got there he wondered why he’d bothered. Nothing...
