October 2010
46 posts
Re: "Welcome To Rape House"
In my most recent Halloween Song, there is something written on the outside of the cabin. Written in blood, it says, “Welcome To Rape House.” Aside from the fact that it’s amusing and appropriate for the video, here’s why that is…
For 3 years, about 7 years ago, I lived in a large house in Columbus, Ohio with 6 other guys. A lot of them are still some of my...
We Don't Remember
Matt: Do you remember when we used to have real conversations with people? Me: What? Me: ::fart noise:: Me: WOKKA WOKKA Matt: Yeah, ditto.
WatchSlutty Girls in Slutty Cos2umes
This is the completely necessary sequel to last year’s Slutty Girls in Slutty Costumes. Making this video literally killed me. Seriously, I worked so hard on it that I’ve forgotten what “literally” means. It also has my favorite rhyme for a Lost character’s name since Genuine Flyness. If you like it, it would be awesome if...
Thoughts About Glee From Someone Who Has Never...
thisdanobrien:
-This is the Glee Club? Where are all the pale people who can’t sing?
-Does Jane Lynch run the whole town, or just the school? How far does her power extend, and by what means did she acquire it?
-The way this chorus teacher behaves is somehow worse than teachers who fuck their students.
-If they’re all so good at dancing, why are they in the Glee Club?
-If that one kid’s in a...
angry-flaming-wizards-deactivat asked: Do you know if any other Cracked writers have tumblr accounts, besides Dan O'Brien and yourself?
Did Luke Skywalker Die a Virgin? →
Two of my favorite things, Star Wars and jokes, together at last. Again. And still.
thisdanobrien:
New column up on Cracked. I certainly love the ridiculous fictional stuff I get to do on Cracked and all of the mindless “My Brief Time As…” nonsense, but articles like this are why I started reading and writing for Cracked. Obsessive Pop Culture analysis. High attention to low culture. The kind...
Classy Hands Fall 2010 - Mule Pedersand
I contributed an old-ish audio piece to the latest update of my buddy’s website, Classy Hands (of Ferris Club fame). Check it out here and also everything else.
WatchThis is LaughPuppy23’s Twelfth Freakout: The Song. It’s from a new column in which I articulate my issues with internet memes. Check it out here if you… want to.
“No no NO! THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE.”
– Han Solo, teaching Chewbacca how to fuck.
"Are the Lost producers telling Fables?" →
This is entirely based on rumor, but it is an awesome rumor. Why aren’t more channels turning comic series like Fables into television shows? Things like Preacher, Fables, and Y The Last Man are basically written for tv, episode by episode, season by season. Maybe AMC’s The Walking Dead will pave the way. Good old AMC. Always pavin’ the way.
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Oh, hi, internet. Aside from working and e-mailing, I’ve been taking a break from you. I’m back now, and you’re exactly how I left you, only somehow with more cats. Also this new Ask Jeeves thing seems pretty cool.
Insane Clown Posse: And God Created Controversy →
Read this whole interview, for sure, as ICP reveals they are actually Evangelical Christians (and not meanangelical clowntians). Some of my faves:
“Gravity’s cool,” Violent J says, “but not as cool as magnets.”
Totally true, J.
“But since then, scientists go, ‘I’ve got an explanation for that.’ It’s like, fuck you! I like to...
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Why do I still let Outsourced appear on my TV?
Because it’s three episodes in and the main character is still white and still the only one with no apparent flaws. I like that about it.
getaydsanddine asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZsYJLHfBo
This is an old clip, but if you start listening around the five minute mark, you'll hear a familiar sentiment.
This is an old clip, but if you start listening around the five minute mark, you'll hear a familiar sentiment.
phantomtoxiccat asked: Here's a real actual question: Is your profile pic some kind of obscure reference to "Ghostbusters II"? Or is it something else? Also, your blog would be way more awesome if it was more like MY blog. Or less like my blog. Or whatever. Anyway your blog is awesome.
mrleary asked: Hi Dr. Mister, I always love your talks with the sexbots, so I am curious, why haven't you condensed them into a Cracked column yet? In fact, no Cracked activity in 11 days (while I write). What is going on? AHHHHH
everythingforever asked: I still don't get why you like How I Met Your Mother? Everything I've seen has been exactly (in the negative way) like a traditional sitcom. Can you try to convince me of otherwise? P.S. THE REST OF YOUR SHOWS ARE ALL GOOD SO THIS CONUNDRUM CONUNDERS ME
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This is a Trapdoor Spider and it is terrifying. Happy Thursday.
Well, it took five months, but Katy Perry has finally skipped a day on the Cleavage section of the Daily What’s “Late Links.”
thedailywhat:
Cleavage Wednesday: Elizabeth Hurley, Marisa Miller, Melanie Brown, and Jenna Bentley.
one forty plus: Postcard →
Recently J. May posted something on his blog explaining why he quit Twitter. I put off responding to it because, like his overly-dramatic “retirement,” I have retired from giving a shit about treating him like shit. Also I’ve re-locked down my fake Twitter account of his, so whatevs. Of course, he has since deleted the post from his blog because he was probably embarrassed...
WatchIf The New OK Go Video Had Used Cats Instead Of Dogs
Aaaaaaand, this is why I hated cats for a week.
