Tone Matrix →
Sorry, everything else in my life. I’m busy now. bradyocallahan: Beautiful. So much fun to play with this sort of thing. patbaer: 32,64,0,1024,256,64,0,16,0,16,256,4,0,0,32,32 copy the above numbers, right-click on the grid, and paste. Enjoy my weird little tune.
Ohio is a Piano →
Yes. jmcpherson: livejamie: A piano has 88 keys; Ohio has 88 counties. Cartographer Andy Woodruff noticed this fact while driving through Ohio and decided, despite knowing nothing about music, to make a map based on this coincidence.
Apparently Robert Zemeckis is directing a 3D motion capture version of Yellow Submarine. Right off the bat, it’s pretty disgusting that there will be another version of Yellow Submarine out there. Even though it’s not very good to begin with, there’s something sacred about Beatles products made between 1960 and 1970. Everything after that I could give less of a damn about, but...
I’ve been gone for… well, it seems like a while, but it’s really only been a few days. New York was a blast. I saw tons of people I admire perform on stage and I even talked to a few of them amidst the exhausted, drunken stupor that is the Del Close Marathon. Maybe I’ll write about it sometime. More importantly, though, people are insane and dangerous and statements...
The 5 Crackediest Articles You'll Never See On...
7 Scary, Scary Weapons (Of Which You May Never Have Heard) This article is garbage. First of all, there’s no reason to put “scary” twice, and second of all the name of the guy who wrote this is “Bodang Scoobmeal,” which is just awful. Change your name, buddy! You’re not impressing anyone! Don’t read this article if you don’t want to be scared and don’t read it if you think it sucks, which you...
Reference Movies on Cracked →
You may have read this here several weeks ago, but now it’s somewhere else, slightly different, and has more pictures.
Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator →
This explains it.
Original Futurama Cast Confirmed, Apparently →
I’m glad this is no longer relevant.
Seinfeld Cast Reunites On Curb →
This was revealed a while ago, but this article talks about how they’ll actually incorporate the cast into the season. Cool.
Can't Wait For This Album To Drop →
Mr. Spector’s 100% Natural Good-Time Manson Family Band Solution