July 2009
55 posts
Seinfeld Cast Reunites On Curb →
This was revealed a while ago, but this article talks about how they’ll actually incorporate the cast into the season. Cool.
Can't Wait For This Album To Drop →
Mr. Spector’s 100% Natural Good-Time Manson Family Band Solution
Cracked Topic: Creation →
I made this last night because it was fun and I wanted to distract myself from animating for a while.
Michael Jackson’s fans are lobbying to get him the Nobel Peace Prize. They claim he should be honored for his charity work and his “lifelong dedication to the well being of humanity.” By that, I assume they mean his lifelong dedication to making the kickass album Thriller (27 motherfucking years ago) followed by his lifelong dedication to practically dropping his children off...
Palin's Farewell Speech →
What a spiteful, uninformed, incredibly vague C-word.
Video here, full transcript here.
It’s been a while, in my mind, since I’ve posted something I would deem “creative” or “productive.” It’s mostly been links to things I think are cool or videos of things I think are cool. This will probably go on for a while longer, because I am now officially making a web series based on The Game Helpin’ Squad for Cracked.com. The coming days...
WatchAMC is doing a recreation mini-series of The Prisoner.
“Cool” to the “that’s” to the “fucking” to the “rad.”
WatchOne of several videos and bits of info from the LOST Comic-Con panel that hint at the Jughead detonation accomplishing exactly what it was supposed to accomplish. Is it January yet?
WatchFuturama Recast
I uploaded a slightly newer version (close-ups and stuff) of this to College Humor, not because I particularly like College Humor, but because I didn’t want to reupload it to YouTube. Watch it or don’t.
Drawn Together: The Movie →
Thank God Comedy Central is focusing on the good stuff.
::kills self::
WatchSpaced is on Hulu. Ba-DANG!
Watch it.
I am reblogging something Ross reblogged, even though I also follow Paul Scheer, because I like and know Ross, whereas I only know Paul Scheer. Or something like that.
I will watch Entourage until it’s cancelled, because it is easy, entertaining fluff to watch and I still enjoy Jeremy Piven’s schtick even though he’s apparently a dickhead in real life (in Ari’s case, art...
WatchIncredible feature on the new MacBooks.
The World's Worst LOST Theory (Brought To You By A...
Although all of the characters are actually “played” by friends of mine, to make it easier to “understand,” I have replaced my friends’ names with their corresponding LOST character’s name. Now to the wonderful theory…
All of Oceanic flight 815 knew each other before they got on the plane. They did not talk about it for reasons the dream will hopefully...
Read. →
Does this mean “Chuck Palahniuk” is just Bill Watterson’s pseudonym?
LOST Mock Theme Song Entry, Final Take
This is...
103 Billion Horrible Things About Reference Movies
I believe I have experienced perhaps the most important event of my adult life, although I am admittedly not an adult in anything other than age. A while back I walked into a video store going out of business. I think their first mistake was continuing to label it as a “video” store. They did have DVDs, although their inventory was primarily made up of something called “Vee H. Ess.” As they...
Heidi Montag recently posed for Playboy. When it was brought up in an interview and she was asked if it was fully nude, she giggled, Spencer grinned like he was on the cusp of having his very first thought, and Heidi said, “Yeah it is, but… (giggle giggle)… It’s very tastefully done.” Women who pose in Playboy need to stop saying that their particular photo shoot...
LOST Theme Song, take 2
So this is actually the...
Jokes
No jokes today. I spent all of my jokes talking to cute girls and their accents, then starting episode 1 of The Game Helpin’ Squad. Maybe jokes later, eh? Then again, who really cares…
The Muh-Fuggin' Nuddle!!! →
Move over, Snuggie, there’s a new backwards robe in town! This one combines the words “nap” and “cuddle,” and… well… that’s it, actually.
Guy Tips →
I have a lot of highlights to my day. Singing lullabies to all the little kids at the camp, having 8 hours of solitude and silence to do what I deem “important” work, the few hours I get to hang with my sister (tweets included), and sleeping are several of them. The above link is run by two of my friends from back home, and it has become another small highlight to my day. You should...
Coulrophobia
A while back, my friend Jordan and I...
Here is a link to some website’s list of the Top 15 Greatest Flight Of The Conchords Songs Of All Time. I’m sorry, but don’t Flight Of The Conchords only have like 20-something songs to begin with? I imagine whoever made this list just looked at a full list of their songs, picked 9 that were instrumental or that they didn’t quite remember, and put the rest on this...
Greenpeace to Obama in a banner on Mount Rushmore: “America honors leaders, not politicians. Stop Global Warming.
Newsflash: You can’t STOP Global Warming, short of shutting down every single factory in the world, destroying all automobiles, and hiring Mr. Freeze to use his diamond-powered freeze ray to cool the Earth. You can slow it down, you can make life livable during and...
I was watching the Sci-Fi Channel earlier (now called SyFy for some idiotic reason). Pirates of the Caribbean (the good one) was on, so I watched a little bit of that while I ate some tasty, tasty Skyline. There was a commercial for SyFy’s (seriously?) world premiere event of National Treasure, one of the worst best worst movies starring Nic Cage, which is saying a lot. The voice over...
My Super Sweet Sixteen: Heaven
Wide shot of the biggest mansion you have ever seen, sitting on a sea of clouds. Some fucking popular song I’ve never heard because popular music today sucks is playing. There are too many quick cuts and skewed angles to not make you throw up a little bit. Also, there are skewed angels, whatever that means.
We zoom in to the front door and go inside. The camera travels down hallways (with too...
The Last Gaffe →
I’m going to start contributing some stuff to a little site linked above. Check it out if you feel the desire to check something like that out.
