June 2009
30 posts
NicodimusRutiger (me): Just packing and shit now.
Juntheconcept (Justin Nawman): packing!?!?!
Juntheconcept: for what?!!?!?
Juntheconcept: BOOT CAMP!?!?!?!
Juntheconcept: *rim shots*
Juntheconcept: *applause*
NicodimusRutiger: *boos*
NicodimusRutiger: *fire in theater*
NicodimusRutiger: *funeral for victims*
NicodimusRutiger: *loved ones moving on*
NicodimusRutiger: *roll credits*
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Deconstructing YouTube →
Forgot to post this when it happened. Too many social-networking sites to deal with. But, yeah, my bullshit is up on Cracked again.
The Curse Of The Moongician (And Other Tales To...
The Curse Of The Moongician so far…
Nightmare At Nightmare High
The Corpsey Creep Of Crocodile Creek
Now You Invisible, Now You Don’t Invisible
The Slightly Haunted Mansion Party Across The Street From The Significantly More Haunted Mansion Party
The Gobylynns Who Dannce And Synge Then Steale Ouw’re Thyngs
The Spooked-Out Mirror, Pt. 1
The Shock Shack Shocks Back: The Summer Before...
Another Stroll Down Google Analytics Lane...
My first post concerning the wonderful searches that have led to the Radiopants Dance can be found here. ”What have people been searching for recently?” you ask.
Still a lot of different variations on “Radiopants Dance.” Also a lot of combinations of “bein(g) good is good.” “dmb,” and “central park.” Also someone searched for...
For a little backstory, watch this, but more importantly, this comment was posted on foxracingx23x’s profile yesterday: “UR retarded. I hate people like you. ok, I laughed a lil. But ur fuckin dumb.” I love the internet.
Insensitive Dick Crowns Royal Crown Cola The New...
While coming up with the idea for and making the video below, I never once thought to try to go to www.mwitter.com. I just did and I highly suggest you do the same. GO TO IT NOW!!! Then do a Google search for “www.mwitter.com” (in quotes). Nothing comes up. I have officially discovered where the government is keeping the aliens: in the internet.
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Cody’s favorite things:
Boobs.
Internet comments.
Boobs.
New favorite comment on World Quester…
“Uhhh ahhhh uhhhh ahhhhh. L2Speak”
If I were a petty man, I would have berated him for not understanding that I probably added “uhhh’s and ahh’s” in order to add some more character to the speaker because I’m not some lazy fuck that...
organization
As it turns out, I made mini-tumblrs of most of my material a couple months ago. I let myself forget about it, and now here we are. There are links up above now that will help navigate the ‘Dance a lot better, mostly for the sake of my own sanity and because I don’t want to deal with designing and maintaining an actual website. Not everything is fully updated, but most of everything...
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One of the comments on WQ2 reads, “Did anyone notice the ‘dark witches love you’ being a obvious reference to Charlie the Unicorn with ‘Starfishes love you’ AWESOME!” - Maxilimus
I’m glad you thought that was awesome, but I did not put that together at all, nor do I remember that from my one viewing of Charlie the Unicorn. Actually, Maxilimus,...
WatchCracked is hosting the final version of World Quester 2. Check it out if you like Cody. Also, I added like thirty-some jokes to it, so maybe you should watch it a couple times.
Preview of Ronald D. Moore's next project →
Here’s twelve minutes from Ronald D. Moore’s new sci-fi pilot “Virtuality.” It’s about space and stuff.
BRAID. Play this game. →
I am not much of a gamer. I always figure there’s something better and more productive I could be doing. However, this game is fantastic. It’s the most creative game I have seen in maybe ever. Its use of time in solving the puzzles makes you think in some very new and interesting ways. Play the demo, then pirate the full version. You will thank yourself.
Also, the music is...
Boy Hit By (Lilliputian) Meteorite →
This story is only moderately entertaining since the meteorite was the size of a pea, the kid’s fine, and not much else happened. However, the very first sentence in the story uses the word “bejeezus.” Congratulations, journalism. You suck.
LOST Fans
I was perusing a LOST site, reading some theories and interviews, generally wasting time and whatnot. I came across two hilarious things. Thing the first is a list of the top 50 LOST Characters. Not only is this an INCREDIBLY pointless endeavor, but FIFTY? Seriously, how uninteresting is that lower part of the list going to be?
47) Shannon’s dance student #2
48) Sayid’s Iraqi...
Acid Is Sick →
WatchCellular Telephones©
Hey, ya’ll. Cracked put this brief commercial of mine up today. It’s cute. Watch it here or here.
The last thirty seconds of all episodes of Scrubs
You know… sometimes in life, things can really get a certain way. Some of that certain way is the A plot. Some of it is the B plot. And some of that certain way is the C plot. But really, if you try hard enough, you’ll realize that all of those plots lead to this conclusion. And that’s how it affects all three plots.
Dr. Mister Keystyle Steps Down
Before you read this, here’s why this is.
Now…
For this evening’s keystyle, if that’s what the tweens are calling it, I’m going to step aside, because I’m not that balling at it. So get ready to sip on the illin’est cider of this villainous children’s tall tale and book writer: Professor Sinister Christopher, The “I’m Up In Your...
Every single person that has listened to the song below has said they want to know what the crap I’m saying, so I added them in the song’s post’s comments section. Enjoy or don’t.
Keystyle 2009
I wasn’t around for the Keystyle’s formin’
I was out of town, but I know my heart’s warmin’
to the idea of dumb raps fillin’ up your dashboard,
don’t have many rhymes, so I’m gonna have to ask the lord
for a little advice
a little bit of guidance,
a little bit of freeform lyrical flyness,
ranging from lines about chowin’ down Krispix,
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Eventually it won’t matter that I’m wearing the same shirt.
