December 2009
22 posts
Re: A New Microphone/LOST
I got a new microphone...
200 Comics In Under 12 Hours →
All of these are delightful.
The Holiest Restaurant In Town!
I was just at a countryside restaurant after Farm Party ‘09 and was presented with an area full of free hyper-religious literature. I grabbed all of it, because it was free and I need to be saved. I don’t have my scanner with me, but when I do I’ll start posting a lot of the more visual highlights (i.e. - “Somebody Goofed,” a comic strip about how you’re going...
Anesidora: Winter Holidays →
Anesidora is something I came up with so I could package some of the many “Fake Songs By Real Bands” I write. I’ll probably do more of these, because I’m still lousy with fake songs by real bands (that’s 20’s speak for “I have a lot of fake songs”). I really enjoyed making it and I hope you enjoy watching it, listening to it, or both. So, you...
Merry Christmas From The Rhythm Bugs!
My...
I'm On A Lonely Island
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, INTERNET?!? YOU LAZY ASSHOLES NEED TO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP STOP IT!!!!! ALL CAPS!!!!!!!
I’m On A Sleigh, Version 1
I’m On A Sleigh, Version 2
I’m On A Sleigh, Version 3
I’m On A Sleigh, Version 4
I’m On A Sleigh, Version 5
I’m On A Sleigh, Version 6
WatchA Marmaduke MOVIE?!?!?
There are so many jokes to come about this, I’m sure. For now, though, just be aware that this exists.
neovictorianhoboprincess:
kevinbauer:
brittanybelland:
Sometimes its frustrating when everyone I follow reblogs everyone I follow. I expect this to be reblogged.
Reblogged because sometimes you have to reblog people you follow when they talk about people they follow reblogging people they follow. Do you follow me, people?
Reblogged because other people i follow sometimes follow people...
Sister's Hook-Up List Posted on Facebook →
Yes.
everythingforever:
Merry Christmas, The Internet.
The New Avatar/McDonald's Tie-In Will Change Fast... →
Jokes.
Game Helpin' Squad: Dusking Midnight →
Another episode of the Game Helpin’ Squad for your “enjoyment.” I made this video, then I watched Twilight. I was eerily spot-on.
This could also be considered the third installment in my “Totes Trilogy” (Part 1 and 2 here and here). I guess I’d better get to work on the prequels.
Special thanks to Lindsey Smith for doing one of the voices. Still not...
Tiger Woods' Nobel Prize Taken Back →
I set myself up for this two months ago on purpose.
Love, Dr. Mister Prophet
Popular Musical Television!
I wanted to check out this “music television” kids are talking about, so I headed over to The Once And Past King of music videos (read: MTV) and perused some of the most recent popular musical videos. From what I can gather, popular music is (now, before, and forever) almost always one of three things: Remarkably bland, obnoxious beyond belief, or unintentionally hilarious. Christ,...
WatchSaturday Night Reading
One thing that always bothers me about Saturday Night Live is my constant awareness that everyone’s reading off cue cards. I understand that the show’s constantly changing sketches up until Saturday and that it’s stressful and there’s an incredible amount of work that goes into every show, but if you’re in one or two sketches, is it that hard...
New Job, Same Problem, part 2
It turns out (all the time) that I don’t really understand or successfully interact with women. I am currently dubbing my life “A Series Of Unfortunate Mosbys.” That’s Ted Mosby, from How I Met Your Mother. This is a veiled attempt to get everyone to watch How I Met Your Mother. Watch How I Met Your Mother. Now, how ‘bout?
Yahoo! News, part 2
I sent an e-mail to myself last night to remind me of something. I got the e-mail today and it had the subject “this exists.” It was a link to http://omg.yahoo.com. So, yeah, that url exists. I’m still waiting for http://www.omg.totes/whatevs, but… you know…
Whatevs.
Yahoo! News →
Yahoo! News has this list of the decade’s best television. They mentioned 4 of the best shows ever (The Daily Show, The Shield, LOST, and Arrested Development) and then a bunch of other crap (CSI, High School Musical, etc.). I was proud of The Shield, because it never really got the kind of recognition it deserved when it was on the air (for overall quality or for creating one of the best...
WatchSaturday Night Live All-Stars
If you Google “Burning bridges before they are even built,” my non-existent career’s obituary comes up.
