You might not know this, but tomorrow-slash-today is Halloween. That means we’re going to for sure see at least two things:
1) A shit load of the “whore” version of real costumes. Whore Nurses, Whore Mummies, Whore Enterprise Crew Members, Whore Cops, and Whore Norbits. Take this Whore Taxi Driver, for example…
2) A shit load of Captain Jack Sparrows. For those of you who may not know, Captain Jack Sparrow is the main character from the acclaimed Pirates of the Caribbean and the watched Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3. For the past 23 years, this has been the most common costume among males ages negative 4 to 65. Hell, even I did it back when the first movie came out because I was 18 and thought it might get me laid. Newsflash, call the news people, it fucking didn’t. And here we are in 2008, and we’re still getting bombarded by these guys:
One thing I look forward to, though, is the coming war between the Captain Jack Sparrows and the rising army of Heath Ledger’s The Jokers. You know you’ll see them, and you know they’ll be all “Let’s put some candy in that face” or “why so serious gimme some candy,” and you know as soon as they run into a Captain Jack Sparrow, an awesome fight will break out. This would be a good time to PhotoShop a Captain Jack Sparrow boxing a Heath Ledger’s The Joker. Instead, I’ll just show you this fuckin’ guy:
Bravo, dude. Bravo. I love that movie, too.
Anyway, this brings me to something I was going to PhotoShop: The elusive “Whore Heath Ledger’s The Joker.” I thought it would be funny, mainly because it would have just been creepy Heath Ledger’s The Joker’s face sittin’ on top of a really smokin’ bod and it would have had quotes like “Why so sexy?” or “This city deserves a better class of whore. And I’m gonna give it to ‘em.” But then I stumbled upon this lovely little lady:
And there she is. Whore Heath Ledger’s The Joker. The circle is complete.