Can’t wait to hear what Justin Bieber has to say about the victims’ assumed opinion of Justin Bieber.
thechamberofsecrets: i remember when i was like 14 my friend was spending the night and she told me she had to go pee and i was like ok and she was taking forever so i went to check on her and she was taking nudes in my bathroom “I remember when I was like 14, I was spending the night at my friend’s house, and she walked in on me in the bathroom without knocking.”
cracked: The Real Reason They Don’t Want Evolution Taught In Schools If they had their way, your kids would be going around stupid, not knowing that cactuses evolved from giant stacks of compressed, dead scorpions. Hi! Here’s a new episode of Marvels of the Science, about evolutions. Watch it please thanks! More to come in a month or two. It will be a bit different when it comes back,...
He wakes up in the morning, does his teeth, bite to eat, and he’s rolling.– Dave Matthews, seemingly unaware of the correct order to eat and brush one’s teeth.
No, this blog is not only pictures of my cat now.
so many people don’t capitalize sentences on tumblr. i don’t know why. do they not know or do they not care? they’ll use apostrophes when necessary, but not capital letters. everything looks like this. like they’re going out of their way to not capitalize their goddamn motherfucking sentences. My plane was supposed to take off an hour ago and won’t be taking off for...