cody

Hello, my name is Cody Johnston and I will write for your decent television show. I like jokes and songs and yes, ladies, I like Star Wars. I work for Cracked.com as a columnist, video writer, editor, performer and FX artist. I work for the weekend as manager of being in charge. My reel is hours long and starts with a clip from Marvels of the Science. I run Buzzfeed Minus GIFs, LOST Answers, and Blog-A-Song, in that I started them and posted a lot until they got popular. I live in Los Angeles because I have to, and the e-mail I give people is Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com.

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Sep 18

Sep 11

choochoobear:

thedoodypoo:

betrayedbylight:

thatdudeemu:

darvinasafo:

Rest In Power

Boyce “Scoop” Coleman

RIP

Respect

I give a lot of respect to fictional heroes. I forget real ones exist.

More information on what happened here. He left behind a family as well. Heartbreaking.

This is very sad, and I can’t imagine the comments that are likely on articles about this event. I’ve been reading a lot of comment sections on any articles about black people and it is just a fucking depressing mess. Like that military couple who posted an adorable video of their son complaining that they were going to have a third child. So many of the comments were about welfare and how “we” (white people) have to pay for this woman’s extra kid. “Gots to get another check!” commented some piece of shit. All of this despite the fact that everyone was well-dressed, well-spoken, and sitting in a nice car. In response to someone posting, “Probably her 10th kid by 8 different guys getting welfare, food stamps and wic by us taxpayers.thanks obumma,” someone pointed out that the parents were actually in the armed forces, the response was “It’s still my taxpayer money. Screw you until she gets her own money and not living off my dime.” I won’t explain why this is hypocritical and disgusting and shameful, because if you don’t understand, please unfollow me. You’re at least a mild variety of garbage person.

Then of course when a white dad posts a video of his daughter taking selfies, it’s adorable and hilarious and I bet that white man is a good upstanding citizen. This, despite the fact that the dad was taking a video of his daughter (for the sole purpose of embarrassing her in front of millions of people) in the back seat while he was driving, and she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. That mother from earlier recorded her son after parking her car, because of course she did.

I have no point! I am just blown away by people’s opinions, specifically opinions that they don’t find shameful, and whenever I see a story like this, I know some of the nastiest things are being said. And these aren’t comments posted on some anonymous message board. These are Facebook comments, with a name and picture right next to it. These are comments they want seen by their family and friends. These are comments made by adults with families. So many people unwilling to not only see a part of the world they’re unfamiliar with, but unwilling to listen to people who aren’t like them and understand and internalize what is said. It is okay to change your mind. It makes you human, and more often than not it means you’re now more educated. And that’s cool, too!

I have no point. I know people suck. I just think that sucks.

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purns:

micdotcom:

For many Muslim Americans, 9/11 was a double punch of tragedy and bigotry

The actions of 19 Islamic extremists on 9/11 left an indelible mark on America. Today, millions pause to commemorate the attacks’ 13th anniversary, to honor the victims and to remember that all life is special and sacred. But there’s an untold story amid the many speeches and moments of silence — one filled with a different kind of pain, grief and strong sense of loss. 

Those stories are now being told on social media

Never Forget

Humans.


justinnnnnnnnnnnnnn:

When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees

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Sep 10
When I typed this I wasn’t trying to be sad or old, but here we are.

When I typed this I wasn’t trying to be sad or old, but here we are.


Sep 7

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dr8c0:

Officer Darren Wilson of the Ferguson MO Police DepartmentWhy aren’t the media releasing the photos of Police Officer Darren Wilson’s injuries after he was assaulted by “the unarmed black teenager”?He was punched in the face before he emptied his weapon into the drugged “unarmed teenager”—-here is what a broken eye socket looks like:
If you support someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed just because of their skin color you’re more racist than you could ever paint this man who acted in self defense.

Ignoring “drugged” and “punched in the face” and “supporting someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed” and “racist”, you should know that THIS PHOTO IS NOT OF DARREN WILSON. It’s dead motocross rider Jim McNeil.
18,000 notes on this photo, fucking hell.

dr8c0:

Officer Darren Wilson of the Ferguson MO Police Department

Why aren’t the media releasing the photos of Police Officer Darren Wilson’s injuries after he was assaulted by “the unarmed black teenager”?
He was punched in the face before he emptied his weapon into the drugged “unarmed teenager”—-here is what a broken eye socket looks like:

If you support someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed just because of their skin color you’re more racist than you could ever paint this man who acted in self defense.

Ignoring “drugged” and “punched in the face” and “supporting someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed” and “racist”, you should know that THIS PHOTO IS NOT OF DARREN WILSON. It’s dead motocross rider Jim McNeil.

18,000 notes on this photo, fucking hell.


Sep 4

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Sep 2

FBI Statistics on Murder by Race Prove Michael Brown Supporters Wrong

madworldnews:

FBI Statistics on Murder by Race Prove Michael Brown Supporters Wrong

FBI Statistics on Murder by Race Prove Michael Brown Supporters Wrong

The race baiters are attempting to revive the same destructive dissension that was milked from Trayvon Martin’s cold, buried body. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, among others, are shoveling coals on the fires in Ferguson, pointing the finger of racism at police forces and the white majority.

Racial propagandais continuously being published to fan the flames, and the uninformed, racist hopefuls…

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Quick Bullshit Check, ignoring the fact that this data is incomplete. From the article being bullshit checked:

According to the data, in 2011 there were 3,172 white killed, 83% by other whites and 14% by blacks. 2,695 blacks were killed, 91% of these were killed by other blacks.

This is true. Let’s break it down even more: 2630 white people were killed by other white people. 448 white people were killed by black people. 193 black people were killed by white people. 2447 black people were killed by other black people. Okay.

Since whites make up 77.7% of the U.S. population and blacks account for 13.2%, there are 6 times as many white people in America as black people.

This is approximately correct. I’ll be generous and lazy and use 2010’s population statistics. About 224,000,000 white people, about 39,000,000 black people.

According to the statistics, black Americans not only murder more often than whites, but are rarely killed by whites.

Well, actually, if you do some simple math, these numbers mean that of the US population, .0002% of white people were killed by black people, whereas .0005% of black people were killed by white people. The fact that there are 6 times more white people than black people is not a point in this article’s favor. There is a smaller black population, and white people are killing a larger percentage of them.

Moving on:

Bill Whittle illustrates that this is a tragic normalcy:

According the National Crime Victimization Survey, an estimated 62,593 blacks were the victims of white violence, and 320,082 whites were the victims of black violence.

Given the disparity in population, blacks attack whites at a level that is 25 times more frequently than vice versa.

Please stop doing math like that. Just stop it.

If these figures are correct, this means that .0016% of the black population is attacked by white people, and .0014% of the white population is attacked by black people. Not a huge difference, but given the disparity in population, black people don’t attack white people 25 times more frequently than vice versa.

In conclusion, this information is irrelevant either way.


Sep 1

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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wild night at the johnston computer

wild night at the johnston computer


Aug 31
shinji-kun69:

Don’t ever fucking try to tell me that white people aren’t targeted and discriminated against for the color of their skin. Don’t ever try to fucking say that ANYONE has never been discriminated against. If you want fucking justice, then ACT on that justice.

HI UM NOPE
This headline is the deformed offspring of lies, bad reporting, and a Getty Image from 2012 taken after a man was beaten by police at the Occupy Wall Street protests.
The article cites no sources and reads like a Facebook Aunt telling a story they heard from their son’s buddy Taylor, most likely because it’s a poorly-paraphrased version of this also false article that calls itself ”White Man Cold-Cocked By Vicious Ferguson Mob In Blatant Racist Attack.” Money quote from the article:

“Most recently, a man was simply standing outside of a St. Louis McDonald’s where he was surrounded by a group of black man who punched the man in the face for no reason whatsoever. Seemingly unprovoked, the group intentionally targeted this man for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown.”

Ah, yes, the classic “for no reason whatsoever” immediately followed by “for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown” trick. That old reporting chestnut.
Anyway. The tale of an entire mob attacking this man was followed up by showing these tweets, where the story originated:

This is all from the same article, mind you. There’s a paragraph describing a mob of black men attacking this white guy, and then they show the actual source describing a single black man punching the guy in the face once. Also? The Knockout Game doesn’t exist.
ALSO also?

So really, “Black Man Punches White Man In Face, Other Black Men Try To Apprehend Black Man Who Punched White Man In Face,” because Ferguson’s hero-to-asshole ratio is actually through the fucking roof.
And yet…

Anyway. It sucks that the guy got punched a couple weeks ago, but if you’re going to lie about it, try being just so much better at lying.

shinji-kun69:

Don’t ever fucking try to tell me that white people aren’t targeted and discriminated against for the color of their skin. Don’t ever try to fucking say that ANYONE has never been discriminated against. If you want fucking justice, then ACT on that justice.

HI UM NOPE

This headline is the deformed offspring of lies, bad reporting, and a Getty Image from 2012 taken after a man was beaten by police at the Occupy Wall Street protests.

The article cites no sources and reads like a Facebook Aunt telling a story they heard from their son’s buddy Taylor, most likely because it’s a poorly-paraphrased version of this also false article that calls itself ”White Man Cold-Cocked By Vicious Ferguson Mob In Blatant Racist Attack.” Money quote from the article:

Most recently, a man was simply standing outside of a St. Louis McDonald’s where he was surrounded by a group of black man who punched the man in the face for no reason whatsoever. Seemingly unprovoked, the group intentionally targeted this man for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown.”

Ah, yes, the classic “for no reason whatsoever” immediately followed by “for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown” trick. That old reporting chestnut.

Anyway. The tale of an entire mob attacking this man was followed up by showing these tweets, where the story originated:

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This is all from the same article, mind you. There’s a paragraph describing a mob of black men attacking this white guy, and then they show the actual source describing a single black man punching the guy in the face once. Also? The Knockout Game doesn’t exist.

ALSO also?

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So really, “Black Man Punches White Man In Face, Other Black Men Try To Apprehend Black Man Who Punched White Man In Face,” because Ferguson’s hero-to-asshole ratio is actually through the fucking roof.

And yet…

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Anyway. It sucks that the guy got punched a couple weeks ago, but if you’re going to lie about it, try being just so much better at lying.

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 

August 30th.

Animals.

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