cody

Hello, my name is Cody Johnston and I will write for your decent television show. I like jokes and songs and yes, ladies, I like Star Wars. I work for Cracked.com as a columnist, video writer, editor, performer and FX artist. I work for the weekend as manager of being in charge. My reel is hours long and starts with a clip from Marvels of the Science. I run Buzzfeed Minus GIFs, LOST Answers, and Blog-A-Song, in that I started them and posted a lot until they got popular. I live in Los Angeles because I have to, and the e-mail I give people is Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com.

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Oct 19
Internet.

Internet.


Oct 13

I like how Columbus Day has just turned into everyone reminding everyone else that Christopher Columbus was actually a reprehensible garbage person. I wonder how long this holiday will last, considering how the backlash has gotten louder and louder every year. Columbus Day is currently not even recognized as an official holiday by Hawaii, Oregon, South Dakota, or Alaska. Even better, in 1990 South Dakota declared that the second Monday of October (Columbus Day) was now an official state holiday called “Native American Day.” While D.C. is clawing to keep their “Redskins” mascot, today South Dakotans are celebrating Native American Day (or as the Native Americans called it, “Every Day”).


Oct 11
"Hey, Chads, is this picture good enough and respectful enough? Keep in mind there are literally hundreds of better ones available with a single click. Like, I actually had to dig pretty deep to find this one."

"Oh, no, Joshy, this is great. Perfect."

"You sure, Chads? I could—"

"I said. It’s. Perfect. Joshy."

(Actual quotes from TMZ staffers Joshy and Chads)

"Hey, Chads, is this picture good enough and respectful enough? Keep in mind there are literally hundreds of better ones available with a single click. Like, I actually had to dig pretty deep to find this one."

"Oh, no, Joshy, this is great. Perfect."

"You sure, Chads? I could—"

"I said. It’s. Perfect. Joshy."

(Actual quotes from TMZ staffers Joshy and Chads)


Oh, hey, Jayne’s gone insane.

Oh, hey, Jayne’s gone insane.


Oct 1

We made it another year, you guys.


Sep 18

Sep 11

choochoobear:

thedoodypoo:

betrayedbylight:

thatdudeemu:

darvinasafo:

Rest In Power

Boyce “Scoop” Coleman

RIP

Respect

I give a lot of respect to fictional heroes. I forget real ones exist.

More information on what happened here. He left behind a family as well. Heartbreaking.

This is very sad, and I can’t imagine the comments that are likely on articles about this event. I’ve been reading a lot of comment sections on any articles about black people and it is just a fucking depressing mess. Like that military couple who posted an adorable video of their son complaining that they were going to have a third child. So many of the comments were about welfare and how “we” (white people) have to pay for this woman’s extra kid. “Gots to get another check!” commented some piece of shit. All of this despite the fact that everyone was well-dressed, well-spoken, and sitting in a nice car. In response to someone posting, “Probably her 10th kid by 8 different guys getting welfare, food stamps and wic by us taxpayers.thanks obumma,” someone pointed out that the parents were actually in the armed forces, the response was “It’s still my taxpayer money. Screw you until she gets her own money and not living off my dime.” I won’t explain why this is hypocritical and disgusting and shameful, because if you don’t understand, please unfollow me. You’re at least a mild variety of garbage person.

Then of course when a white dad posts a video of his daughter taking selfies, it’s adorable and hilarious and I bet that white man is a good upstanding citizen. This, despite the fact that the dad was taking a video of his daughter (for the sole purpose of embarrassing her in front of millions of people) in the back seat while he was driving, and she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. That mother from earlier recorded her son after parking her car, because of course she did.

I have no point! I am just blown away by people’s opinions, specifically opinions that they don’t find shameful, and whenever I see a story like this, I know some of the nastiest things are being said. And these aren’t comments posted on some anonymous message board. These are Facebook comments, with a name and picture right next to it. These are comments they want seen by their family and friends. These are comments made by adults with families. So many people unwilling to not only see a part of the world they’re unfamiliar with, but unwilling to listen to people who aren’t like them and understand and internalize what is said. It is okay to change your mind. It makes you human, and more often than not it means you’re now more educated. And that’s cool, too!

I have no point. I know people suck. I just think that sucks.

(via afro-dominicano)


purns:

micdotcom:

For many Muslim Americans, 9/11 was a double punch of tragedy and bigotry

The actions of 19 Islamic extremists on 9/11 left an indelible mark on America. Today, millions pause to commemorate the attacks’ 13th anniversary, to honor the victims and to remember that all life is special and sacred. But there’s an untold story amid the many speeches and moments of silence — one filled with a different kind of pain, grief and strong sense of loss. 

Those stories are now being told on social media

Never Forget

Humans.


justinnnnnnnnnnnnnn:

When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees

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(via daveshumka)


Sep 10
When I typed this I wasn’t trying to be sad or old, but here we are.

When I typed this I wasn’t trying to be sad or old, but here we are.


Sep 7

(via ctoons)



dr8c0:

Officer Darren Wilson of the Ferguson MO Police DepartmentWhy aren’t the media releasing the photos of Police Officer Darren Wilson’s injuries after he was assaulted by “the unarmed black teenager”?He was punched in the face before he emptied his weapon into the drugged “unarmed teenager”—-here is what a broken eye socket looks like:
If you support someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed just because of their skin color you’re more racist than you could ever paint this man who acted in self defense.

Ignoring “drugged” and “punched in the face” and “supporting someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed” and “racist”, you should know that THIS PHOTO IS NOT OF DARREN WILSON. It’s dead motocross rider Jim McNeil.
18,000 notes on this photo, fucking hell.

dr8c0:

Officer Darren Wilson of the Ferguson MO Police Department

Why aren’t the media releasing the photos of Police Officer Darren Wilson’s injuries after he was assaulted by “the unarmed black teenager”?
He was punched in the face before he emptied his weapon into the drugged “unarmed teenager”—-here is what a broken eye socket looks like:

If you support someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed just because of their skin color you’re more racist than you could ever paint this man who acted in self defense.

Ignoring “drugged” and “punched in the face” and “supporting someone regardless of their actions before the facts are reviewed” and “racist”, you should know that THIS PHOTO IS NOT OF DARREN WILSON. It’s dead motocross rider Jim McNeil.

18,000 notes on this photo, fucking hell.


Sep 4

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