Hello, my name is Cody Johnston and I will write for your decent television show. I like jokes and songs and yes, ladies, I like Star Wars. I work for Cracked.com as a columnist, video writer, editor, performer and FX artist. I work for the weekend as manager of being in charge. My reel is hours long and starts with a clip from Marvels of the Science. I run Buzzfeed Minus GIFs, LOST Answers, and Blog-A-Song, in that I started them and posted a lot until they got popular. I live in Los Angeles because I have to, and the e-mail I give people is Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com.
I like how Columbus Day has just turned into everyone reminding everyone else that Christopher Columbus was actually a reprehensible garbage person. I wonder how long this holiday will last, considering how the backlash has gotten louder and louder every year. Columbus Day is currently not even recognized as an official holiday by Hawaii, Oregon, South Dakota, or Alaska. Even better, in 1990 South Dakota declared that the second Monday of October (Columbus Day) was now an official state holiday called “Native American Day.” While D.C. is clawing to keep their “Redskins” mascot, today South Dakotans are celebrating Native American Day (or as the Native Americans called it, “Every Day”).
When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees